How to Train Your Cock
A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hat
Listed on October 27th, 2025
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How to Train Your Cock
A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hat
4.737 reviews646 followers
Prototype sample data: the rating and review count come from the written sample reviews below, and the follower count is derived from the game's own row so it stays put between reloads. None of it is real user data.
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How to Train Your Cock Info
- Developer
- Unlisted
- Publisher
- Unlisted
- Released
- Oct 27, 2025
- Price
- $2.79
- Platform
- PC
Listed on slopranks October 27th, 2025
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