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PRITTO PRISONER

You're the world's softest criminals in an island prison with mandatory nap rooms. Your escape plan? Eat bread, poop until the gates open, and pee on

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PRITTO PRISONER

You're the world's softest criminals in an island prison with mandatory nap rooms. Your escape plan? Eat bread, poop until the gates open, and pee on

Launched on December 24th, 2025

Ranked #3 of the month for December 2025
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