Celebrity Kombat
October 2025
September 2025
FIRST BLOOD! The Offensive Has Begun and the FUFFF is Shaken!
To the Resistance, In less than 24 hours since the launch of our rebellion, you have drawn first blood. We can officially confirm that the first 100 contracts of the Appeasement Fund have been secured! That's 10% of our…
The Rebellion is LIVE! We've Hit the Button!
To the Resistance, We did it. Despite threats of digital litigation and a barrage of angry emails written in all-caps, we've pressed the big red button. The Act of Defiance is no longer a plan; it is a reality.…
An Act of Defiance: We're Slashing the Price!
To the Resistance, We've been watching you fight back, and it has inspired us. The sales are climbing, the reviews are pouring in, and your combat ideas are terrifyingly brilliant. The FUFFF is watching too, and they're…
We reached 1% of diva requests
Hi Folks, The game is not dead yet: we saw an awesome support and engagement from our community. Yet we are still at 1% of the demands, but let's keep hope! The Celebrity Kombat Corp. team
UPDATE FROM THE NEGOTIATION TABLE!
Thank you for your overwhelming support. The negotiations with the celebrity union (FUFFF) have been... exhausting. They've returned to us not with a simple request, but with a three-part, diamond-encrusted,…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: There's Been a Coup!
Greetings, Fighters , We are writing this under duress. The digital denizens of Celebrity Kombat have done the unthinkable: they've unionized. We were negociating to add new virtual stars to our fighting stages, but the…
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