Hello, goblins! There are lots of changes in the dungeons this week, including a couple new residents, a new item and new work uniform option, so let’s get to it:

• There is a strange new mimic in the dungeons that takes the shape of a package. Be warned though, it seems a bit… bitey. Maybe we can sneak it in with someone’s deliveries…
• We’ve had a new monster move into the neighborhood. Not sure yet if he’s going to open his door NICELY, as requested.
• New item: You can now buy your own landmines, for dropping behind you when Krampus is following (and NOT to use on your fellow delivery goblins, the life insurance costs are getting out of control).
• There should be somewhat fewer Krampuses (Krampii?) and some more variety of monsters and packages in early weeks.

And most importantly of all…

• A new cosmetic! This beautiful slime drop appears to come from an ancient dungeon, far away… we’re told he likes to be called “Clarence”

Alright, enough chit chat, get back to work! AND DON’T BLOW UP YOUR TEAM WITH THOSE LANDMINES.

Hello, goblins! There are lots of changes in the dungeons this week, including a couple new residents, a new item and new work uniform option, so let’s get to it:

• There is a strange new mimic in the dungeons that takes the shape of a package. Be warned though, it seems a bit… bitey. Maybe we can sneak it in with someone’s deliveries…
• We’ve had a new monster move into the neighborhood. Not sure yet if he’s going to open his door NICELY, as requested.
• New item: You can now buy your own landmines, for dropping behind you when Krampus is following (and NOT to use on your fellow delivery goblins, the life insurance costs are getting out of control).
• There should be somewhat fewer Krampuses (Krampii?) and some more variety of monsters and packages in early weeks.

And most importantly of all…

• A new cosmetic! This beautiful slime drop appears to come from an ancient dungeon, far away… we’re told he likes to be called “Clarence”

Alright, enough chit chat, get back to work! AND DON’T BLOW UP YOUR TEAM WITH THOSE LANDMINES.