Florida Man Court
July 2026
Heywood & Jablome Play Florida Man Court Tomorrow
Tomorrow around 7:00 PM CDT (time subject to change) , Jablome and I will be in Florida Man Court with anyone who wants to jump in. If you know us from Rust or our Rust videos, you probably remember us getting killed,…
Another Developer Meet-Up Tonight!
Another developer meet-up tonight! I'll be online from 7:00–8:00 PM CDT . Jump in, play a few rounds, ask questions, or cause a little courtroom chaos. See you in court.
Developer Meet-Up Tonight! (7–8 PM CDT)
The courtroom is always open, but I'll be online tonight from 7:00–8:00 PM CDT . Come play the game, ask questions, or cause a little courtroom chaos.
Judges Order
By Order of the Judge. If you're waiting to buy this game... Don't. That is all.
All rise! Court convenes at the top of every hour.
All rise! Court convenes at the top of every hour. You're welcome to join anytime, but more players gather at the start of each hour, making it easier to jump into a full courtroom.
LAUNCH!
COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. Florida Man Court™ is OUT NOW. Cross-examine suspicious witnesses. Catch lies with a polygraph. Present evidence. Convince the jury. Try to keep order while Florida does everything it can to…
DISORDER IN THE COURT!
DISORDER IN THE COURT! Florida Man Court™ was originally planned for release on July 23, 2026 . I've decided to delay the release to make sure the game is polished, worth buying, and ready to exceed your expectations. I…
ORDER IN THE COURT!
ORDER IN THE COURT! Florida Man Court™ has officially been approved for release. Releasing July 23, 2026 The evidence is fabricated. The witnesses are unreliable. The defendants are violent. In Florida, court is still…
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