FortressCraft Evolved!

May 2026

I tried.
May 6, 2026
Let’s do the TL;DR, and after that, if you’re interested, we can go into the gory details. I have missed the May 6th date. Hilariously. Not even close. Phoenix will come out late this year. Before GTA6, you ask? I can…

October 2025

A swing and a miss
Oct 20, 2025
I realise you’re all busy people, so let’s cut straight to the chase; I have unequivocally missed the planned launch date, and have moved it 6 months out, to May 6th, 2026. Now that the bandaid’s ripped off, let’s dig…

September 2025

Why did I decide the game HAD to come out on the 10th Anniversary...
Sep 9, 2025
(This is a post about the sequel to Evolved, known as Phoenix : https://steamcommunity.com/app/1038080 ) So, let’s start with the bad news and then unpack it a bit. Managing expectations is one of the most important…

April 2025

It's time to start doing that annoying thing!
Apr 28, 2025
I'd love to think that every single one of you will be seeing all of the Phoenix news, but sadly Valve don't work like that. So every so often, I'll be doing these annoying posts, telling you what's happening over on…

July 2024

If you still play FortressCraft:Evolved - read this!
Jul 15, 2024
If you still play FortressCraft:Evolved - read this! If you don't play any more, but you have a save game that you might one day decide to go back to, and look at with the horror 'What WAS I thinking?', read this! If…

December 2019

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Dec 25, 2019
As 2019 draws to a close, I thought I would drop you a few notes. First of all, a reminder that we have a very active Discord : https://discord.gg/advmf8S - there's always someone there to answer questions, give advice…

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May 2026

I tried.

October 2025

A swing and a miss

September 2025

Why did I decide the game HAD to come out on the 10th Anniversary...

April 2025

It's time to start doing that annoying thing!

July 2024

If you still play FortressCraft:Evolved - read this!

December 2019

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!