What kind of HAM worker are YOU?
Every team in HAM: The Game has the same types of players.
The question is… which one are you?
THE MANAGER
Has a plan Watches the clock Definitely doesn’t panic (They panic)
THE SPEEDRUNNER
Always moving Always shouting Drops things constantly Blames lag
THE FIXER
Repairs everything Saves the run Quietly carries the team Nobody thanks them
THE CHAOS GOBLIN
Plays basketball mid-shift Throws things “for fun” Causes at least 60% of problems Claims it was “worth it” Bazookas
THE LIABILITY
Slips constantly Misses throws Gets hit by everything Somehow still sends the most packages
THE BACKSEAT MANAGER
Not the manager Still giving orders Loud Confident Usually wrong
Be honest.
We know exactly which one you are.
Tell us in the comments
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Bring home the bacon
This announcement was originally published by Little Bird Studios on Steam on Mar 20, 2026.
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