HAM: The Game

What kind of HAM worker are YOU?

Little Bird Studios

Every team in HAM: The Game has the same types of players.

The question is… which one are you?

THE MANAGER

Has a plan Watches the clock Definitely doesn’t panic (They panic)

THE SPEEDRUNNER

Always moving Always shouting Drops things constantly Blames lag

THE FIXER

Repairs everything Saves the run Quietly carries the team Nobody thanks them

THE CHAOS GOBLIN

Plays basketball mid-shift Throws things “for fun” Causes at least 60% of problems Claims it was “worth it” Bazookas

THE LIABILITY

Slips constantly Misses throws Gets hit by everything Somehow still sends the most packages

THE BACKSEAT MANAGER

Not the manager Still giving orders Loud Confident Usually wrong

Be honest.

We know exactly which one you are.

Tell us in the comments

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This announcement was originally published by Little Bird Studios on Steam on Mar 20, 2026.

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