Haste
June 2026
May 2026
April 2026
ZOE AS A PLUSHIE!
I know I just brought you news of the console versions of Haste, but now I have something that's possibly even bigger!!! That's right... it's a plushie! A Zoe plushie!!! Makeship has a petition campaign to bring a…
Haste has crossplay!
You can now run with your friends in other worlds! Uh… I mean, on other platforms! Although the team has said they won’t be updating the game much more, here’s a small update anyway. Because today Haste is finally…
March 2026
February 2026
Hotfix 1.10.b
Patch notes
Hi again! Seems like a weeboh got into the code and caused the Collapse Speed to use the Obstacles difficulty setting instead. That could make it very very fast! We have also made it so that weebohs following you will…
The About Time Update!
It's weeboh update time, everyone! All right, all right, I'll talk about the Time Trials as well. But the weebohs- Okay! So, it's now possible to revisit previously played shards and do Time Trial runs through them.…
December 2025
November 2025
1.8.c - hotfix for item arranging!
Patch notes
Hi, another little maintenance update here! Turns out that the ability to rearrange items was not persisting between levels. Ooops!~ In addition, we have fixed a memory leak in the Settings menu. Special thanks to PoWeR…
Haste 1.8.a: Reorder items and Wraith mini story
Hi everyone, it's Haste update time again! It's been a little while since the last one, but a lot of stuff has been going on. The headline feature for this update is a little bit of an experiment: you can now reorder…
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