International Space Banana
August 2022
April 2021
Captain's Log: Day Ending
Internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman (but like... how he sounds in the Shawshank Redemption... like OLD SKOOL Morgan!) As I float here... exhausted from my never-ending internal questions, external screaming...…
Captain's Log: Day Unknown
I mean, when life gives you never-ending silence and a crippling realisation of total abandonment... why not create Haikus to mask those growing fears of a meaningless existence...? A vacuous pool Never-ending, it's…
Captain's Log: Day Banana
A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa. In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains",…
Captain's Log: Order #343
Hi there, I'd like to order the chicken and cashew nuts with a small side of sweet and sour sauce. Can I also get a number two rice please, with extra sauce. Do you have prawn crackers? You know how sometimes places…
Captain's Log: Day 14
Mission Control… we have a serious problem. Come in, Mission Control… Mission Control, do you copy? Mission Control, we have a Threat Level "Number Two" situation here, DO. YOU. COPY? ... silence ... Can anybody hear…
Captain's Log: Day Z7KL9
Weooooooooow. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . Waaaahoooooooooooooooooooooo How good is spinning? Wwweeeaaaaaaoooooooo . Man, people really overlooked the whole spinning thing. We should have worked that out waaaay sooner. I mean…
Captain's Log: Day 5
It took a couple of days, and a LOT of thinking, but I think I’ve got it figured out. I was taking the bus to work one day, had my headphones on, my breakfast bagel in one hand and my crossword in the other. It was a…
Captain's Log: Day 3
You know what’s something? You know what’s a nice, little bonus point up here? The views... Ain’t never seen anything like it before. I did a drawing so I’d never forget what it looked like: Is that not really…
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