LORT
September 2026
August 2026
Shots and Prayers Update is now live!
LORTers, The massive Shots and Prayers Update is now available to play. Plus, LORT is on sale for 35% off until August 25. This post will go into detail on the many additions and changes to the game. But first, check…
Massive Update Launching August 11 + OST Out Now
LORTers, We are happy to announce that the Shots and Prayers Update is releasing on August 11. We appreciate your patience and trust in us these last few months as we cooked up a meaty update for you. Check out the…
June 2026
Paladin Reveal Trailer + 500,000 sold + Summer Sale!
LORTers, Lorts of news to share today. Let's start off with a big one. v0.8 Update Timing and Paladin Trailer Earlier this month, we shared that Weapons 2.0 changes will be coming in the v0.8 update. To our pleasant…
Coming in v0.8 - Weapons 2.0
LORTers, Hope you've been well. The team at Big Distraction has been hard at work creating our biggest update yet for LORT. We want to pull back the curtain and give you a look at a big change coming in the v0.8 update…
May 2026
March 2026
v0.7.2 Update - Network Connectivity and Normal Difficulty
LORTers, The Spring Sale brought a wave of new players to LORT - and with them, a lot of great feedback. We have released an update today to address feedback and a networking issue. Increased attribute spawn ratio in…
LORT X Medal.tv
LORTers, The fine folks over at Medal.tv came to us and said "LORT looks cool. collab?" and we said hell yea. https://medal.tv/ is a free game clipping software and you can unlock some exclusive LORT themed rewards for…
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