Paddle Paddle Paddle
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November 2025
Steam Awards Are Live… and Paddle Needs Your Chaotic Support!
Paddlers! Paddlers… gather ‘round the campfire of questionable decision-making. We’ve got Steam Awards business to discuss. First off: We recently crossed 700 reviews (!!!) and we’re now paddling at full speed toward…
OTK Expo Is Live — And So Is The New Update!
Paddlers… I’m honestly speechless. As a solo developer, being part of the OTK event with my own game is a literal dream come true . It’s wild, exciting, slightly terrifying... and an absolute blast. And to properly…
Bringing the Chaos to OTK Games Expo!
Big waves ahead, paddlers! So thrilled to announce that Paddle Paddle Paddle will be part of this November’s OTK Expo . It’s a huge honor (and a little terrifying) to be featured among so many amazing games. And yes,…
October 2025
Paddle or Perish
PADDLERS! Things are getting spooky on the water! You can now paddle in style (or un-life) with the new Halloween set: A coffin boat to rest in between failures Skeletal paddles for that bony grip A pumpkin hat so…
100,000 Paddlers?! You Absolute Maniacs
PADDLERS! 100K! Nothing more to say... except: I love you 100,000!
September 2025
Paddlers, Meet Forgotten Fragments
Paddlers! So… you like suffering. We get it. You bought Paddle Paddle Paddle . You willingly picked up a paddle and said, “Yes, I want to rage and maybe yell at my friends a little.” Well, good news. There’s a brand new…
500 Reviews is insane!
Paddlers! We just hit 500 reviews on steam for paddle paddle paddle and that is absolutely insane thank you so much for playing my weird little game, leaving reviews, and just generally keeping this thing afloat (pun…
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