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September 2026
The Goopletter — September 2026
Greetings, cuddle-deprived lifeforms, Our sensors confirm that the recent Abduction Update has made a huge impact! Thanks to your immediate feedback, we applied a few patches to fine-tune everything. Your…
Patch 3 ─ F.A.R.T., fireworks & more
Your input on the Abduction Update has resulted in extremely useful data for tweaking systems, finding the right balance, and maximizing the fun output. After carefully processing your transmissions, we’ve synthesized…
August 2026
Changes to Battery System and F.A.R.T.: Hotfix is on the way
We are sorry for any trouble caused by the Abduction Update and understand your frustrations. Based on your input, a hotfix is in the making to resolve issues regarding the Battery System and the restocking robot…
The Abduction Update is READY to play!
Greetings, kidnappers from outta space! The new update has just beamed down for you to finally beam up some volunteer-ish humans. We promise, we’re just... borrowing them. More on that in a bit. For this update, we…
Abduction Update Going Live on August 18th!
Calling all glow heads, Your efforts have paid off! Alien HQ is finally convinced that you will able to handle the next grade of alien tech very well: abductions! This means that it's almost time to brain hack those…
Coming soon: Playtest the Abduction Update
Calling all operators with maximum curiosity levels, Alien HQ requires your assistance! The Abduction Update is about to materialize its beta version, which needs thorough testing. Naturally, Alien HQ has put the…
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