Airport Security Sucks!

MAJOR UPDATE: Helicopters, Shrink Rays, Performance, and MORE!

JakeHub

Hey guys it's been a while, but WE ARE BACK!

We have been busy for the past few weeks working on this update. We have brought a lot of new items, features, and fixes to the game. You can see them all below.

We are so grateful for how far this game has come and all the help from Discord community (thank you moderators!).

New items and features

  • Two-seat attack helicopters with miniguns and rockets
  • Rideable FPV drones
  • Wearable parachutes, including a one-time rescue back to the plane in Hijacked
  • Alien Ray Gun to shrink and grow players, NPCs, and objects
  • Arrest Gun that shoots handcuffs to arrest targets from a distance
  • Cop disguises for smugglers
  • Portable CCTV monitors and voice recorders
  • ASS 6090 graphics card for boosted jumps and slower falls, plus RGB DDR5 RAM contraband
  • Shrooms you can eat or throw at other players for psychedelic effects
  • Golden toilets that teleport you between toilets
  • Fax machines that print WANTED photos of smugglers
  • Team supply crates with randomized loot.
  • 80 new equipment skins
  • Redesigned wardrobe with clothing thumbnails, categories, search, favorites, and an owned-only filter
  • Animated reward reveals for cosmetic unlocks.

Improvements and fixes

  • Host controls to enable or disable individual items, with selections saved between sessions
  • Rebalanced vending machines with team-specific rewards and no more jams
  • Default contraband target increased from 15 to 20 stars per smuggler
  • Improved first-person visibility so your own hair and headwear no longer block your view.
  • Better team randomization so the same players are less likely to repeatedly become agents
  • Fewer ragdoll, animation, vehicle, and item interaction bugs.
  • Major performance improvements, especially around large NPC crowds
  • Fixed the severe networking lag that could drop the game to 1 FPS
  • Fixed the large lag spike when Cupcake dies.
  • Improved Steam lobby joining, reconnecting, and multiplayer stability
  • Expanded translations and localization improvements
  • Many additional bug fixes and stability improvements.

Don't worry, we still have more updates planned, most likely the Boarder Security update next!

Press kit for content creators: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1r6Q9LfWPhoDzc7lraaYpSi2cbEJa_GxI

Thank you so much,

Devs

This announcement was originally published by JakeHub on Steam on Sep 13, 2026.

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