Beneath the Cardboard: Be Happy
September 2026
Quality of Variety Coldfix 1
Patch notes
Gameplay Changes: Piero's "Casual Performance" musical theme now restores 2% of the player's temperature and hunger every 2 seconds the soundtrack plays. Bugfixes: You can no longer die during the interaction with…
Update 0.5.9 Quality of Variety
Update
"Quality of Variety" by BOBA (БОБА) Items General The textures and models of some food items have been changed, and a new one has been added: Candy, Condensed Milk, and Christmas Candy. Other items have also been…
August 2026
It's time for the Steam Workshop, and Update 0.5.6
Update
Mod Support and Steam Workshop We tested out the modding system in nightly branch for several days with several players interested in modding. Good news, it's now available in the public branch! Initially, modding…
False Promises Coldfix 2
Patch notes
- Fixed a save bug - Fixed food textures - Fixed the display of footprints on non-snow surfaces and the sounds of walking on snow on asphalt - Fixed collisions between food and lanterns - Fixed hand outlines - Fixed…
Update 0.5.5 Promises of Warm Light
Update
IImproved Environment The lightning was changed in favor of warmer tones, new street lamps with reworked models were added to the map and locations now more detailed. Improved visualization of weather change When it…
July 2026
Update 0.5.1
Update
Update 0.5.1 Patch Notes Major Features & Gameplay Footprints: Added a new visual mechanic featuring footprint tracking. Match Breaking Mechanics: Returning feature — lighting a match now carries a 10% chance to break.…
0.5.0 False Promises Coldfix 1
Patch notes
"Coldfix" Artwork by BOBA (БОБА) You can no longer pick up an item while holding matches. Hand physics no longer lock after eating while moving. A bug with barrels has been fixed. Burnt food now emits more noticeable…
Overhaul Update 0.5.0 False Promises
Major update
"False Promises" by 𝑩𝒀𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝟒𝑬𝑲 It Came Upon a Midnight Clear... A moment, when Forgotten Dreams become true and the False Promises finally become fulfilled. We think that this update is the largest in…
Overhaul-Update False Promises Public Preview IS LIVE!
False Promises Overhaul Update Preview is now available. To gain access to the preview, open Properties > Game Version & Beta and choose the nightly_branch . ...Or wait for the full release when all the bugs get fixed.…
February 2026
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