Don't Press This SH*T

Dear diary, we pressed the wrong one again

SERGEI MIRONOV

A journal for tasks, observations, and lessons learned far too late.

The trailer showed what happens when you can't keep your hands off the fingers. What it didn't show is where to write down the lessons afterwards.

Meet the journal. Check your tasks and leave your own notes. We were hoping for useful observations, of course. But we have a pretty good idea of what will end up in there:

Wall A · row 1 · finger 1 Pressed it. Shit fell out. Not a great start to the research. Wall A · row 1 · finger 2 Figured it wouldn't happen twice in a row. It did. Wall A · row 1 · finger 3 Haven't touched it yet. Need a volunteer. Update: Kolya agreed. Didn't even ask what for.

Someone will keep careful notes and figure out the room's rules. Someone will open the journal after the third disaster. And someone will write, “Try it again.”

You already know who that last person is in your group.

What will your first entry be?

We're planning to release on November 11. Add the game to your wishlist to keep track of its release.

This announcement was originally published by SERGEI MIRONOV on Steam on Nov 8, 2026.

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