Don't Press This SH*T

Mustachio and Beardo: these fingers mean business

SERGEI MIRONOV

One gives you work. The other knows how to spend your reward.

Not every finger in this room is just waiting to be pressed. Two have grown eyes, facial hair, and some very practical plans for you. Meet Mustachio and Beardo.

Mustachio offers jobs for coins. Press different fingers, craft something, build, or go fishing: he will find something for you to do. Jobs have time limits, so read the terms first. Then read them again. Some offers come with a catch.

Beardo runs the shop. Spend your earnings on materials and a rotating daily selection of goods. Purchases do not teleport into your pocket: Beardo tosses them straight into the room. Keep an eye on where your shopping lands.

There is a reason to save, too: Mustachio sells hints about the exit. But paying for a hint will not wake the exit early. The mustache can help; the room still has its rules.

Would you buy useful supplies from Beardo first, or start saving for a hint about the exit?

We're planning to release on November 11. Add the game to your wishlist to keep track of its release.

This announcement was originally published by SERGEI MIRONOV on Steam on Nov 5, 2026.

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