NEW REVEAL - The Endless Thirst Update
Big Distraction
LORTers,
We are excited to share with you the next update coming to LORT this year. Get a first look at that sweet new LORT in the teaser trailer below:
LORTers, let's be real. You're thirsty. For more weapons. For more maps. For thirst-trap classes and never-ending builds. We see you, we don't judge, and honestly? Same. The Endless Thirst Update is our answer: a big, cold glass of new content and features, drawn straight from the well of your suggestions and built to keep you coming back for more LORT:
- 2 New Classes - Monk and Ice Mage
- 5 New Weapons
- New Map - with a brand new boss fight
- Steam Deck Verified
- Endless Runs
- and more!
Everything coming in this update is based on feedback and suggestions provided by players. Want to tell us what you want in future LORT updates? Check out our most recent Steam post detailing how we use survey results and how to submit your own responses here.
We'll be sharing first looks at gameplay on our social channels and Discord - find all those links down below. The release date will be announced in a future Steam news post, so make sure you're following LORT!
Feel free to drop a comment on this post and let us know what you are looking forward to most in the update!
Autumn Sale
LORT is currently on sale for 30% off until October 8. LORT makes a great gift for yourself, your sibling, your arch-nemesis, your favorite barista, and guys named Jeff.
WE <3 Reviews!
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Later LORTers.
This announcement was originally published by Big Distraction on Steam on Oct 1, 2026.
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