Noobs Are Coming
January 2026
December 2025
75 000 UNITS SOLD + BIG 1.2 UPDATE (1 week after 1.0 Release)
Hey everyone! A MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who has bought and played Noobs Are Coming ! The game has blown up since the 1.0 launch, and it’s all thanks to your support! We’ve just hit 75,000 copies sold, 1 week after…
N°1 NEW AND TRENDING WORLD + First Minor-Post 1.0 Patch
Patch notes
Hey everyone, MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who bought and played Noobs Are Coming. The game has gone viral since 1.0 launch and it’s all thanks to your support!! HERE IS A FIRST MINOR POST-1.0 UPDATE: 1.0.3 This one is…
November 2025
40,000 copies sold 24h after 1.0 release + 1.2 next week
Hey everyone, First off, a MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who bought and played Noobs Are Coming. Noobs Are Coming has gone viral since 1.0 launch yesterday, and it’s all thanks to your support!! We just hit 40,000…
Noobs Are Coming 1.0 is now available on Steam
NOOBS ARE COMING 1.0 IS OUT NOW With a massive 40% Discount for 1.0 Release https://store.steampowered.com/app/2225960/Noobs_Are_Coming/ 1.0: HUGE CONTENT UPDATE 6 NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS: there are now 43 Playable…
EA Recap + Noobs Are Coming 1.0 Release Date: November 27
I'm super excited to announce that: THE 1.0 OF NOOBS ARE COMING RELEASE ON NOVEMBER 27th NOVEMBER 27th (in less than a week!) IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST CONTENT UPDATE EVER THE CONTENT INCLUDED AS OF NOW (Early Access…
October 2025
September 2025
Update 14.0: HUGE Update + 15 Items + 10 Achievements + QOL + Balancing and more
Update 14.0 : HUGE Update + 10 Items + 10 Achievements + New Enemy + QOL + Balancing (September 23 2025) Here are the main goals of this HUGE 14.0 update: Make every stat meaningful : complete rework of Range, Cooldown,…
Update 13.0: Skip Cutscenes + Attack Reworks + Balancing + Enhancements
Update 13.0 : Skip Cutscenes + Attack Reworks + Balancing + Enhancements (September 18 2025) For the third day in a row, here’s another major update. This one is packed with tons of balancing changes inspired by…
Update 12.0: New Bossfight + Many Enhancements
Update 12.0 : NEW BOSSFIGHT + VARIOUS ENHANCEMENTS (September 17 2025) After the big update from yesterday, here is already another update, with a new Bossfight (Paloof Heroic Noob) and many enhancements Changelog of…
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