100K UNITS SOLD + UPDATE

Hey everyone!

A MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who has bought and played Noobs Are Coming ! The game has blown up since the 1.0 launch, and it’s all thanks to your support!

We’ve hit 100,000 copies sold, less than 1 month after 1.0 release. (currently 107K) Absolutely wild for a game made by a tiny solodev, I’m beyond grateful. 1.3.2 BALANCING UPDATE

• Lots of balancing tweaks on everything (items, attacks, enemies), this list below is far from exhaustive
• Rebalanced many waves
• Changed how the difficulty scales in higher difficulties
• Grimorius Character rework
• Madflask Character: Starts with 3 Attack Slots => 4 Attack Slots
• Reintroduced the Axe as it was super fun to play with several playable character like Minotaur
• Fortress Item: -4% Speed => no malus anymore
• Negociator Item: gray item, limited to 2 => blue item, unique
• Negociator Item: +50% Sell value of your attacks => +100% Sell value of your attacks and items you choose to not pick from chests
• Many other tiny item tweaks
• Custcenes are now faster with better pacing (there is also an option to skip them)
• Some bugfixes and performance improvements for specific Attacks

1.2 BIG CONTENT UPDATE

As a reminder, Noobs Are Coming already got a big post-1.0 content + enhancement update (+ tons of minor patch bringing enhancements and balancing tweaks) Here is the changelog for those who missed it

THANK YOU FOR THIS AMAZING YEAR

2025 has been the most amazing, and most hard-working, year of my life. Over 140 updates were released, most of them during the Early Access phase, all directly shaped by your feedback since the very first public version. Thanks to you and your incredible feedback on the Discord community, Noobs Are Coming has grown into something far better than I ever imagined.

Thank you again for your incredible support.

NOOBS ARE COMING STAYED N°1 WORLD IN NEW AND TRENDINGDURING 3 DAYS

• ngl seeing my tiny solodev game before Call of Duty and Solo Leveling in this list was pretty wild
• The game also peaked at 23 195 viewers on Twitch

HUGE THANKS TO BLOBFISH AND BROTATO =

Once again, I want to give a special thanks to Thomas and Marco from Blobfish Games (creators of Brotato ). As you know, Brotato was the main inspiration for Noobs Are Coming (it’s one of the best games ever made) and they were kind enough to feature Noobs Are Coming on Brotato’s Steam page and we're part of a cool bundle with Brotato. Those guys are truly the GOATs

Please y'all keep being such awesome n̶o̶o̶b̶s̶ bosses! I wish you a very Happy New Year !