This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
September 2026
October 2025
Demo 1.0.4 on beta and next fest is going great!
Patch notes
Demo 1.0.4 is on the beta branch! Once again, I will be using the beta branch before making changes public just in case you people find some silly bugs. If you don't know how to start the beta, here is how: Right click…
Demo beta branch 1.0.3
Patch notes
Demo 1.0.3 is on the beta branch! So, to start rolling out some changes I decided to use a beta branch in case anything breaks or goes weird. This update in particular should be safe since it doesn't really have…
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