This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

Demo 1.0.4 on beta and next fest is going great!

Hmph. Studios

Demo 1.0.4 is on the beta branch!

Once again, I will be using the beta branch before making changes public just in case you people find some silly bugs.

If you don't know how to start the beta, here is how:

Right click the game and go to properties:

There go to betas, and then beta participation and switch from none to beta.

And you are done! Enjoy the new changes!

As for the patch notes, here are the details:

Additions:

  • Added time limit on midair grabs, now you gotta go fast
  • Added a combo system for midair grabs, it doesnt do anything fancy but its a cool sfx (i think) and fun to play around with
  • Added arrows pointing at the other players when they are offscreen
  • A hidden easter egg is now somewhere in the caves...

Changes:

  • Tutorial now includes teleporting to the ball
  • Tutorial now also includes using the ball cam
  • Changed the lobby's look slightly to avoid some issues

Fixes:

  • Fixed some issues when leaving and rejoining games
  • Fixed some issues with the copy code button
  • Fixed an issue where you could teleport to the ball while u already were grabbing it

I might have forgotten something, I am still not used to writing everything I do so lmk if you find some other changes lol.

As for the next fest news we have MORE than DOUBLED wishlists!!

Yeah, not much else to add, just big thanks to everyone who tried the demo so far and wishlisted, really appreciated, and let's try to make this into triple the amount of wishlists!

Have a fun Next fest and feel free to share some fun demos you found on the comments!

This announcement was originally published by Hmph. Studios on Steam on Oct 15, 2025.

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