
We Are So Cooked
You and your friends are in trouble. Big trouble.
Listed on September 9th, 2026releases Oct 15, 2026
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Coming soonOct 15, 2026
You and your friends are in trouble. Big trouble. You’ve accidentally killed someone, and now you have to get rid of the evidence.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. PROBABLY. DEAD WEIGHT A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward. Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail. Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs. Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knoc
Listed on slopranks September 9th, 2026
The original listing. Nothing has been posted for this game since.

You and your friends are in trouble. Big trouble.
Listed on September 9th, 2026releases Oct 15, 2026

Coming soonOct 15, 2026
You and your friends are in trouble. Big trouble. You’ve accidentally killed someone, and now you have to get rid of the evidence.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. PROBABLY. DEAD WEIGHT A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward. Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail. Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs. Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knoc
Listed on slopranks September 9th, 2026
The original listing. Nothing has been posted for this game since.

You and your friends are in trouble. Big trouble.
Listed on September 9th, 2026releases Oct 15, 2026