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We Are So Cooked
Coming soonOct 15, 2026
You and your friends are in trouble. Big trouble. You’ve accidentally killed someone, and now you have to get rid of the evidence.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. PROBABLY. DEAD WEIGHT A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward. Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail. Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs. Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knoc
Where to play
We Are So Cooked Info
- Developer
- Unlisted
- Publisher
- Unlisted
- Releases
- Oct 15, 2026
- Price
- n/a
- Platform
- PC
Listed on slopranks September 9th, 2026
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