Dark Scrolls
July 2026
June 2026
DARK SCROLLS IS OUT NOW!
Well…it’s finally happened! DARK SCROLLS IS OUT NOW! After countless hours in the dungeon, creating increasingly questionable heroes and arguing over whether a saxophone-playing rat should be banned from the shop (the…
Ever met an alien with a machine gun?
You probably thought things couldn’t get any stranger than a saxophone playing rat…well, guess what? We actually saved the weirdest for last! Ever met an alien with a machine gun? Well now you have! MEET SATURN, a…
Time to CHEF IT UP!
Who needs swords when you have a…well-balanced diet? Introducing CONFIT, the dungeon’s finest chef and the only hero capable of solving problems with an alarming amount of airborne meat. If lobbing food at enemies…
Fall in love with QUINN
An angel sent from the heavens, Quinn is here to steal your heart. Armed with her trusty bow, Quinn prefers to keep her distance, peppering her enemies with long range arrows while everyone keeps busy getting hit by…
May 2026
NEZUMI - the rat with a saxophone
Did you know shopkeepers have been in a silent war against saxophones for over 2000 years? Yeah. It’s canon in Dark Scrolls lore. This week we’re meeting Nezumi, the only hero banned from the shop because the shop…
The REAL Release Date for Dark Scrolls
You know when we said we were releasing Dark Scrolls on May 28? We actually meant June 22 , and it’s nothing to do with our friends at Yacht Club Games announcing that Mina the Hollower would be launching a day later on…
April 2026
Introducing IRONBEARD!
Who’s that blocky little menace stacking platforms where there definitely weren’t any before? That’s IRONBEARD! Short temper, short range…but big damage! What weapon does he carry, you ask? Let’s just say Ironbeard…
Second Wind Showcase ft. Dark Scrolls!
Guess what Doinksters? We were part of the Second Wind Showcase and we even got to reveal a brand new character trailer, packed with fresh gameplay! Missed it? Don’t worry, we forgive you. To make it up to us, make sure…
Who’s a good boy? BISCUIT is!
This week we're meeting Biscuit! This ferocious pup attacks in the best way he knows how - by barking! Very loudly at that. Nothing stands in Biscuit’s way because his little barks are strong enough to pierce straight…
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