Grand Theft Idiots
September 2026
Development Update #13: NPC Overhaul & Mall Evacuations
A massive NPC overhaul brings the mall to life with new behaviours, emotions, shopping, evacuations, and more.
Development Update #12: Guard Overhaul & Garage Soccer
Major guard AI and detainment improvements, a new garage soccer minigame, redesigned HUD, vehicle updates, and more.
August 2026
Development Update #9: Bots, Breakable Glass & Multi-Item Hauling
Face new bot thieves, smash through windows, and haul multiple items with the updated rope system.
Development Update #7: Phone Utility, Street Lights & Gameplay Improvements
Report theft with the new phone, explore improved night lighting, and experience better extraction and security.
Development Update #6: Round Bonuses, Smarter Extraction, and Gameplay Fixes
Earn bigger rewards by staying longer, interrupt extractions, team up to escape, and enjoy numerous gameplay fixes.
July 2026
Development Update #5: Detainment Overhaul, Risky Heists, and New Player Choices
Escape custody, betray teammates, set traps, and experience new systems that make every heist more unpredictable.
Development Update #4: Cinematic Extractions and Pacific Mall Expansion
Experience cinematic extractions, moving traffic, and an expanded Pacific Mall exterior with new gameplay improvements.
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