MARKET FIXING AND NO SECRETS || PATCH NOTES
Dearest Independent Contractors,
We hope that you're enjoying our "No New Content Policy" which we definitely have not found a way to void under unique circumstances. We bring you these patch notes that contain some bug fixes, better localisation, and Definitely No New Secrets.
- Added an "Unstuck" button to every game mode
- Fixed a bug with Turkish Localistion special characters not appearing correctly
- Fixed a bug where Foreign Manufacturing would softlock on Ultrawide monitors
- Feral Bite will no longer launch the player out of the map in Neurolink
- Collecting a promotion during final boss fight should no longer softlock the game
- The Shareholder Dance scene now works with 2 players
- The Bunker Armoury now requires the bunker to purchase
- A Secret Quest now works better
- A Secret Quest now works better*
- Killing all Neurolink Volunteers no longer locks the quest
- Bo-Nado no longer breaks the Perfections combo style
- Summons in the Final Boss Fight now die when defeating the Final Boss
- Fixed various issues with becoming Softlocked in Fulfillment
- Awesome Mustache now affects punch damage
- Dragon Flex effects now disappear properly
- Many fixes to UI
Enjoy it, younglings. I mean, employees.
~ The Stick it to the Stickman Team
* terms and conditions apply
This announcement was originally published by Free Lives on Steam on Oct 13, 2026.
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