Stick It to the Stickman
October 2026
TRADING CARDS AND COMMUNITY ITEMS
Update
Valued Patrons, Since the dawn of Early Access, people have been demanding ways to publicly display their fealty to the Stickman Corporation. Does a promotion mean anything if you can't show it off in a self…
MARKET FIXING AND NO SECRETS || PATCH NOTES
Update
Dearest Independent Contractors, We hope that you're enjoying our "No New Content Policy" which we definitely have not found a way to void under unique circumstances. We bring you these patch notes that contain some bug…
September 2026
August 2026
WE'RE ASCENDING TO 1.0
Highly valued scab workers, We appreciate that you're sticking around during the strike. In fact, we have a new business idea: selling cardboard signs! But that's for another email. We live in unprecedented times.…
EARLY ACCESS EXIT PLAN
Dear Employees, True corporate agility isn’t about avoiding the iceberg - it’s about monetizing the collision. Here at Free Lives, we pride ourselves on navigating chaotic industry trends with a profound refusal to…
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