MERRY RENTRENCH-MAS! || PATCH NOTES AND COMPETITION
Free Lives
Valued Technofeudal Peasantry,
It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on Eggnog at the lobby vending machine.
With all of our holiday spirits combined, it is time to celebrate our first ever...
RENTRENCH-MAS™!
We have come to the realisation that profits increase when we pay fewer salaries, and it's YOUR job to bring that number down. Congratulations on this opportunity!
"Retrench with impunity and joy. We're technically not making profit so it's legal!" as our Founder once said. Be inspired...
Fred from accounting? FIRED!
Union Rep Richard? INCINERATED!
Peter the post boy? ABLAZE!
Give the gift of an untimely termination this holiday. Did they do anything wrong? Who cares! We don't experience consequences from the top of our big pile of money!
Check out these new additions in the Level Builder:
Flamethrowers
Bazookas
Festive Electrocution Trees
... and not much more!
Use these assets to build out your dream Rentrench-mas™ tower and enter the competition on our Discord. Entries will be accepted between the 19th and 31st of December. You can join here .
We also fixed some bugs, but the guy who writes the patch notes got retrenched, so you'll have to figure that out for yourself.
Happy holidays, and we'll see you next year!
This announcement was originally published by Free Lives on Steam on Dec 19, 2025.
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