Endless Thirst Update launches October 27
Big Distraction
LORTers,
We are here to answer the most popular question we've been getting in our Discord, social channels, and from our friends and neighbors IRL: When is the Endless Thirst Update releasing? We have the answer for you in the video below, or if you scroll down just past it.
The Endless Thirst Update launches on October 27 at 10am ET.
We appreciate your patience as we've been cooking up this thicc update for you to devour. We've got tons of new stuff for you: classes, weapons, endless runs, map, boss fight, skins, achievements, vendors, Steam Deck verified and more.
Will you be the first person to make it to loop 10? or 20? or, dare I say it, loop 100?!?!
New Tunes
We've got 2 new music tracks coming in this update, for the new map and boss fight. The map music will also be featured on the main menu (you can always swap to the OG theme or Shots and Prayers if you prefer those). Check out one of the new tracks below and catch the full OST soundtrack on Youtube here.
Share the LORT
Want to help LORT take over the gaming universe? Then tell people about your LORT experience in a Steam review! We read each one. Like papi's.
We wish them the best of luck going for rank 1, whatever that means. Oh, and LORT will be on sale again under $10 USD (price varies per region) when the Endless Thirst Update releases.
Stay tuned to our socials for all the latest and great LORT action:
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Me LORT you long time on October 27.
This announcement was originally published by Big Distraction on Steam on Oct 22, 2026.
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