Walk of Life
September 2026
Dev Blog: Roadmap Update!
Hi! We've been announcing a ton of new features lately, so we figured it was time to take a quick stop, let everybody out of the car to stretch and visit the restroom, and take another look at the roadmap! And no,…
Dev Blog: Role Vote Results & What's Next
Greetings! Last week, we let the community decide which role should next be introduced to Walk of Life. We received over 1600 votes on our Discord, but it quickly became clear which role was the favorite to win. With…
The Final Role Vote! (and Bot Improvements)
Oorah! Let me see your war faces! It's time for the event you've all been waiting for: the final role vote! We want you, the community, to help us decide which role will be the next role to join Walk of Life! There are…
Community Art Contest Results!
Hello, hello! Last month, we announced that we were having a Community Art Contest to kick off the newly opened #art channel on the Porcelain Fortress Discord. We received a lot of submissions, but after careful…
The Walk Together Update
Halló! There's so much going on with Walk of Life right now! The deadline for the art contest on our Discord is tomorrow, and we've revealed all of the candidates for the role vote that begins next week. What's more,…
Role Vote Candidate #4: The Wannabe
Preamble! Introduction! Preface! Foreword! Prologue! Now that that's out of the way, let's introduce the final candidate for the final role vote: The Wannabe! Armed with their trusty camcorder, this pretty fly amateur…
Dev Blog: Solo & Co-op Challenges, Modifiers, and Quickplay
Salutations! We are putting the finishing touches on yet another content update that will make its way to your shores some time next week! I'll let you take a little peek at what we've got in store for you if you…
August 2026
Role Vote Candidate #3: The Gymrat
September is upon us! I was going to write something hilarious about pumpkin spice lattes, but we know why you're all here and any preamble would just be skipped over. That's fine. Whatever. Let's just get to the main…
Role Vote Candidate #2: The Cultist
Well, well, well! Look who's back again for more sneak previews. It's you guys! Last week we revealed that we will be having a final role vote to decide on which role should be the next to join Walk of Life's roster.…
The Final Role Vote and Candidate #1
Summer is drawing to an end, and our sunburnt developers are getting their beach sand all over the office as they plop down in front of their computers once more, lamenting their poor time management skills while on…
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